1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:03,137 Max, guess who's getting a divorce. 2 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:06,040 Please tell me it's us. 3 00:00:06,074 --> 00:00:09,143 Nope, we'll be together way past when we should be. 4 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:11,445 Like The Rolling Stones. 5 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:15,249 It's Jason and Winona Williams. 6 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:18,152 Wow, I really thought those two were gonna make it. 7 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:22,256 We're talking about those two sisters who play tennis, right? 8 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:23,691 Never heard of them, but there are a lot 9 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,593 of famous people I've never heard of. 10 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:28,129 Like that guy who's on TV sometimes and he's always like, 11 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:30,664 "Blah, blah, I'm on TV." 12 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,833 Yeah, that's Bill Maher. 13 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,669 Anyway, they're rich, globe-trotting socialites, 14 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,738 and they want to throw a party at our dessert bar 15 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,607 to celebrate the collapse of their marriage. 16 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,809 They celebrate divorce now? 17 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:45,079 My mom missed out on, like, 12 parties. 18 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:47,815 They're coming tomorrow to see the place, so maybe don't 19 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:50,084 wear your "Team Satan" T-shirt. 20 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,854 Why, 'cause there's a stain on it? 21 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:57,191 No, this could be a $5,000 job, Max. 22 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,693 I was offered a $5,000 job once. 23 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,696 I said, "No way." 24 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,833 Come to think of it, that was Bill Maher. 25 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:08,102 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 26 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:14,775 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 27 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,448 Hey, look, 28 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:23,384 it's Saddington Bear. 29 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:27,321 Oof, unlike torrential rain, 30 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:30,591 this jacket does not repel insults. 31 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,526 I have to go check the drains. 32 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,128 Oh, if you find my love life down there, 33 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:36,530 bring it back to me. 34 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:39,400 Han, the hurricane ain't coming, man. 35 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,870 My body always knows when a disaster is on its way. 36 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:45,273 It predicted the '97 El Niño 37 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:48,342 and my third wife, Diane. 38 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,478 That's true, and when he gets chest pains, 39 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:51,745 it means it'll be partly cloudy. 40 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:55,249 No, that's a heart attack. 41 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:58,352 Shortness of breath means partly cloudy. 42 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:01,289 Pardon me if I don't just blindly trust Earl. 43 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:02,690 He voted for Richard Nixon, 44 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,293 this year. 45 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,895 Man, he's gonna get us out of Vietnam. 46 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:10,631 Well, I'm not taking any chances. 47 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,433 This may come as a shock to you, 48 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,768 but this diner is all I have! 49 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,637 Not true. 50 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,706 You also have tiny arms and legs. 51 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:24,912 Oh, look, a Minion. 52 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,747 Hey, everybody! 53 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:33,321 Look, it's me, my Barbara, and my manny. 54 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:34,855 Yeah, Oleg and I 55 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,425 hired him to help with Baby Babs. 56 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,293 You know, in Poland, 57 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:42,263 a manny has to have his penis removed. 58 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:43,264 Yeah. 59 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:46,400 But here, he gets to keep it! 60 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:48,936 I'm Max, this is my first time meeting a manny. 61 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:51,305 I mean, a lot of men watched me when I was a teenager, 62 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:54,275 but they paid me. 63 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:55,809 Shane! 64 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,312 I'm not just paying you to stand around. 65 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,714 Well, at least burp one of us. 66 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,286 Isn't that the sweetest? 67 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:06,954 My wife, my baby, 68 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:10,291 and the man with a lady's job. 69 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:13,327 You're not nervous your manny is, you know, 70 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,429 extremely good-looking, 71 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,830 and you're, well... 72 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,233 Hung? 73 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:20,634 He's not good-looking. 74 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:23,371 His eyebrows don't even meet in the middle. 75 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,308 Sophie didn't want to hire a woman because 76 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,742 I walk around naked a lot, 77 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,578 and I'm, well... 78 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,913 The grossest? 79 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,749 A stink machine? 80 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,718 Girls, my wife is here. 81 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,753 Stop flirting with me. 82 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:42,990 Max, are you gonna go out with Shane? 83 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,593 Because he's staring at you. 84 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:49,363 Unless he's trying really hard to read that sign. 85 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,599 Uh, I'm already in a relationship 86 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,467 with Randy, remember him? 87 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:56,337 'Bout yay tall, yay wide, yay long. 88 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,872 I know how "yay long." It's your screensaver. 89 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,609 But, uh, didn't you guys break up? 90 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:08,749 You are so naive, mi amigo. 91 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:12,019 This is all part of me and Randy's dance. 92 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,421 I say we should break up, 93 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,955 and he says it's definitely over, 94 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:18,892 so we're still very much together. 95 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,628 I know I've been out of the game awhile, 96 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:21,895 but that makes less sense 97 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,765 than dress Crocs. 98 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,534 I didn't ask your opinion when I bought them, 99 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,636 and I'm not asking for it now. 100 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:29,903 And this is the part of the dance 101 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,805 where he shows up and surprises me. 102 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,774 Damn it, I should have worn my Crocs. 103 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,510 Awful news! 104 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,912 I was unable to fix the drains! 105 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,381 Turns out, 106 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:43,451 we don't have any! 107 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,818 We need to protect ourselves. 108 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,820 I'll be outside, filling sandbags. 109 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:49,022 Anyone who wants to help, follow me. 110 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,828 No one's behind me, are they? 111 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:58,298 Nope, just the shadow of a child holding a lantern. 112 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,335 Oh, you know what, Shane? 113 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,571 I'm bored. 114 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,606 Now, come on, let's go back to the apartment. 115 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,542 And you can walk on my back while Barbara naps. 116 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:11,679 You know, like mannies do. 117 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,080 Bye. 118 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,416 Let's go! 119 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,088 Where are Jason and Winona? 120 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,823 They need to get here before the storm does 121 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,592 and my hair frizzes. 122 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:27,428 Well, Randy better get here before the storm too. 123 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:28,696 Ooh, this could be him! 124 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,431 Damn it. 125 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:33,501 The one time I don't want a text from Chili's. 126 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:34,835 Although they're practically giving away 127 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,871 these sizzling fajitas. 128 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,508 Jason and Winona! You made it. 129 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,109 I was worried something horrible happened, 130 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,577 like you got caught in the storm 131 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,979 or you got back together! 132 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,918 I think it has to be below zero 133 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,786 for hell to freeze over. 134 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,489 And we should know. We've been to the Arctic. 135 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,791 He murdered a penguin. 136 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:00,861 It was an accident! 137 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,896 If it was the penguin from Happy Feet, 138 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,165 you'll pay for that with your life, my friend. 139 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,734 That's Max. 140 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,636 She thinks cartoon characters are real. 141 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:09,903 I'm Caroline Channing. 142 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,505 And she thinks Matthew McConaughey 143 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,074 actually loves driving a Lincoln. 144 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,143 Why would he endorse that? He doesn't need the money. 145 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:18,011 End of story. 146 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,748 Ugh. This place is so cute. 147 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:21,949 Almost as cute 148 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,017 as the mud hut in Borneo where I realized 149 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,019 I didn't love you. 150 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,789 That was five years ago. 151 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,924 Okay, maybe save that for the toast? 152 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:33,060 Here's some of the themed drinks we're working on. 153 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:36,630 Almost Single Malt Scotch. 154 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,899 Resent-Mint Chocolate Chip Cookie Shooters. 155 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,501 Still debating the 156 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:43,637 "Tequila" Him Would Have Been Easier shots. 157 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,641 Oh, hate to break this meeting up, 158 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:49,510 but I think my boyfriend's here. 159 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:55,783 Yeah, he doesn't like to bother me when I'm working. 160 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:58,552 Well, maybe I should get going before the weather gets too bad. 161 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:01,522 I have a date I should have gone on five years ago. 162 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,957 Oh, I bet it's not even raining. 163 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:13,934 See? Just a little sprinkle. 164 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:17,538 You wear a bra? 165 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:20,874 The hurricane is headed right for Williamsburg. 166 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:22,943 Fedoras are blowing down the streets. 167 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,078 Craft beers are spilling everywhere. 168 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:28,682 And indie bands are cancelling practice. 169 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,250 Sorry, girls, I guess Shakira was wrong. 170 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,219 My hips do lie. 171 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:34,688 This explains why Randy isn't here yet. 172 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:36,824 He's probably stuck in the storm. 173 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,592 Max, you're being delusional. 174 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:41,729 And I know that because I'm delusional. 175 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,697 Han, I have to get home. 176 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,032 Sophie's alone with the manny 177 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,701 and she gets turned on by bad weather. 178 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,036 It's true. 179 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,104 Last time it snowed, we made out a little bit. 180 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:54,241 Her favorite porno is The Perfect Storm, 181 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:58,712 even with Diane Lane's horrible Boston accent. 182 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,247 Oleg, no, it's too dangerous. 183 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,182 Yeah, it is. Han, go with him. 184 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:19,032 Even the wind pushes Oleg away. 185 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,075 That's my worst experience being blown 186 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,910 since I got caught in the hand dryer 187 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,612 in the ladies' washroom. 188 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,183 Oh, no. Everyone into the walk-in. 189 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,284 Ugh. 190 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,752 Well, I guess we're stuck here. 191 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,554 Another hostage situation. 192 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:41,755 Just like our honeymoon. 193 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:42,756 Oh, you loved Tehran. 194 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:47,628 So do you guys want to see a sample menu? 195 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,329 Max, light a match so they can see. 196 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,765 Give me a sec. I'm looting the register. 197 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:52,900 Sorry, it's a reflex. 198 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,775 Should we eat all the food before it expires? 199 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,111 Two years ago. 200 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,680 This is the safest place in the building. 201 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:09,082 This used to be my gift-wrapping suite. 202 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,318 I mean, man cave. 203 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,788 Am I sitting on a sack of potatoes? 204 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,725 Nope. Just my prostate. 205 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,927 So sorry for the inconvenience. 206 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,829 Can I offer you some pinto beans? 207 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:22,963 A tub of slaw? 208 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,666 Mouse skeleton? 209 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,001 Well, it does remind me of that time in the rainforest 210 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,737 when we stole that tribe's food 211 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,104 and they hung us up from our genitals. 212 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,140 Oh, yeah. 213 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,942 Oh, you looked so cute that day. 214 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,978 All upside down and screaming. 215 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,079 Stop. 216 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,381 "Upside down and screaming"? 217 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,883 Oh, that's it. 218 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,618 I'm FaceTiming Sophie to make sure 219 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,987 her storm door is sealed shut. 220 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,390 Sophie. 221 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,827 For once I'm grateful you have all your clothes on. 222 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,095 Although... 223 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:57,030 stay focused, Oleg. 224 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,966 Hey, Oleg. 225 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:02,870 Yeah, we're fine, I was just reading Barbara her horoscope. 226 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:06,707 Now she's about to find out who her true friends are. 227 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:10,010 Yeah, oh, and tell the girls that we brought Chestnut in. 228 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,278 "We"? 229 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,652 What happened to his shirt? 230 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:19,787 Chestnut's? 231 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,155 Well, I took it off. He was warm. 232 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,124 No, Sophie, the manny. 233 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,293 His nipples are staring at me. 234 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,995 Well, what do you think happened to it? 235 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:31,164 He spilled his wine-- hey, Oleg, I gotta hang up. 236 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:34,902 We gotta close the windows. It's a perfect storm out there. 237 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,870 Yeah, I think I am gonna get up there 238 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:39,773 on that horse bareback with you. 239 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,910 "Perfect storm"? 240 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,012 Oh, no, this is terrible. 241 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,180 There's wine. There's a storm. 242 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,448 There's a horse in the mix. 243 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,184 The sexual possibilities are dizzying! 244 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,085 Wine? 245 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,787 Ooh, that reminds me. 246 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,057 Oh, sorry. We're out of wine. 247 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,759 Who wants a Capri Sun and vodka? 248 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,227 Scratch that. 249 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,930 Who doesn't want a Capri Sun and vodka? 250 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,899 What am I gonna do? 251 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:09,803 I have travel Scattergories in my emergency backpack. 252 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,439 Perhaps we roll an F for fun? 253 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:15,342 Perhaps we roll you outside for fun? 254 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:20,113 Oof, so much for the community coming together during a crisis. 255 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,182 Oh, what's the bathroom policy around here? 256 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,951 Just go anywhere? 257 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,956 Oh, no, no, this is not good. 258 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:32,025 My diner is more screwed than Sophie right now. 259 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,063 Too soon? 260 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,232 Hold me! 261 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,968 Just so you know, 262 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:44,337 that is a flashlight in my pocket. 263 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,948 Are we gonna talk about what happened? 264 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,483 Max, please tell me they make 265 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,486 really, really small flashlights 266 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,721 that move on their own. 267 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,258 Do you want me to lie to you 268 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:09,029 or do you want me to tell you that was Han's penis? 269 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,365 Wow. 270 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:16,436 Caroline and Han are really getting at it over there. 271 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,438 This storm is turning people on 272 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,374 more than alcohol and low self-esteem. 273 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,011 Even Han got some action. 274 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,546 I don't hold hands and tell. 275 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:31,051 Or maybe I do. This is kind of a first. 276 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,285 I could tell. 277 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:35,188 Your thumb was all over the place. 278 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:37,090 I hope that was your thumb. 279 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,127 That's it. 280 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,995 I can't risk Sophie being alone 281 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,297 with the Elephant Manny any longer. 282 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:47,434 Even a 2 like him looks like a 5 in this bad weather, 283 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,270 and Sophie has a thing for 5s. 284 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,905 If I die, Max, 285 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:55,075 you know what strippers I want at my funeral. 286 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,445 Yep, same ones I want at mine. 287 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,881 I want Bagpipes at my funeral. 288 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:04,551 She'll be expecting your call. 289 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,354 The sexual tension is rising. 290 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:12,092 This is turning into a real "will we or won't we?" 291 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,428 We won't. 292 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,430 We can't! 293 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,901 You know what I've always wanted to do? 294 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,602 Have a "getting back together" party? 295 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,472 Same price, less Adele on the playlist. 296 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,907 No. 297 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,176 You know. We should... 298 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,944 Drive through Syria! 299 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,047 Syria? 300 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,583 Is that a new Middle Eastern fast-food place? 301 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,888 Baba ghano-thank-you. 302 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,624 Syria sounds beautiful. 303 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,860 Let us throw your going-away party. 304 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,595 And birthdays coming up? Graduations? 305 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:52,065 Quinceañeras? Just 'cause? 306 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,633 Why almost die in Syria 307 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,936 when we could be out there right now 308 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,604 almost dying in a hurricane? 309 00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:02,642 Oh, there's the woman my family forced me to marry. 310 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,644 Every second we're in here is second we're not 311 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,247 risking getting electrocuted by downed power lines. 312 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,281 We'll see you guys later. 313 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,251 Wha-- we do funerals. 314 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,485 Wakes, shivas, too. 315 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,388 Tell your captors. 316 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,024 Unbelievable. 317 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,358 I'm so bad at relationships, 318 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,094 I can't even make a divorce work. 319 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,429 I'll give you some pointers. 320 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:28,268 First rule, have sex with her big-mouthed sister. 321 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,904 I'm gonna see if Randy posted anything on Snapchat 322 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,439 about his travels. 323 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,008 I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. 324 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:38,111 He is not in LA, enjoying the sunshine. 325 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,647 Hey, I'm here in sunny LA, 326 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,649 just about to take my dog for a walk. 327 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,185 You know, people are saying we're starting to look alike. 328 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,419 Thoughts? 329 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,993 Because to tell you the truth, I don't really see it. 330 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,194 Although I have been 331 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:57,564 peeing on fire hydrants more than usual. 332 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,668 You know what? 333 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,270 I am calling him. 334 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,537 He wants me to. 335 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,007 You saw the look on his snout. 336 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,076 You're acting more mixed-up than me. 337 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:13,613 And yesterday I ordered a cheeseburger from an ATM. 338 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:18,051 And I gotta say, it wasn't bad. 339 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,487 He's not answering, and it's going straight to voicemail. 340 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,222 Maybe Snapchat got it wrong 341 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,223 and he's on a plane. 342 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,359 He probably blocked you. 343 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,128 Right, baby? 344 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,632 Give me your phone. 345 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,434 Hello? 346 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,470 It went through and he answered. 347 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,173 'Cause it wasn't my phone. He did block me. 348 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,175 Max, I'm sorry. 349 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,511 We're really broken up. 350 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,980 Don't feel too bad. 351 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:50,283 From what I saw, he had kind of a dog face. 352 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,519 Ooh-ooh. 353 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,054 My hips think that 354 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,488 the storm is over, y'all. 355 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,758 Why don't you go check for flooding, old man? 356 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,362 Just like you did for Noah. 357 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:06,066 Sorry, that's the cockiness of my new relationship talking. 358 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,600 We should all go. 359 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,470 None of us have anything left to live for anymore anyway. 360 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,639 Uh, excuse me, I have plenty-- 361 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,507 okay, you're right, let's go. 362 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,353 Yes! Yes, it's okay. 363 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,620 Wow. 364 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,489 I guess the hurricane looked us up on Yelp 365 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,225 and stayed the hell away. 366 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,793 It survived the storm! 367 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,528 My diner's alive. 368 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:39,499 Yeah, parts of it have chased me around the kitchen. 369 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,535 I love how you're funny. 370 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,672 The storm is gone. My body got it right. 371 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,608 Now, if it could only pump blood on its own. 372 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,511 Great. 373 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:52,779 Oleg survived too. 374 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:56,183 This hurricane sucked. 375 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,384 I made it home, 376 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,719 but Sophie and the manny were gone. 377 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,289 And I could tell by the look in Chestnut's eyes 378 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,192 and the wine on his mane that they're not coming back. 379 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,364 Oh--Oleg, you're here! 380 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:16,803 Sophie, 381 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,338 you're here. 382 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,141 Oh, I was so worried. What happened? 383 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,076 To my churro? 384 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,545 Well, yeah, it got wet. 385 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,180 Oh, Oleg, 386 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,150 I didn't want to be in the hurricane without you. 387 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,619 And I didn't want anyone to be in you 388 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,686 without me. 389 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,288 Oh. 390 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:38,091 Don't be silly. We're family now. 391 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,161 Plus, the storm got me all horned up. 392 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,829 Confession: 393 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,598 I'm not just wet from the storm. 394 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,300 Oh, my God, 395 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:50,603 does this guy always know what to say or what? 396 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,707 Oh, Oleg, let's go home. 397 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,776 I love happy endings. 398 00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:00,313 Oh, well, if Barbara's sleeping, 399 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,382 I might be able to give you one on the way home. 400 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,188 Caroline, 401 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,623 we need to talk about what happened in there. 402 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,525 Okay, but do I have to be here? 403 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:16,329 Look, I've been thinking that sometimes 404 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,199 crazy weather makes you do crazy things. 405 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,900 Yeah, I just listened to Sophie and Oleg talk 406 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,203 for like an hour. 407 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,339 I--I guess what I'm trying to say is 408 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:27,674 we're Dones-ville. 409 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,741 Han. 410 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,842 Shh. 411 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,514 No, no. 412 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,748 Don't beg. 413 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,884 This is hard enough as it is. 414 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,352 But... 415 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,188 keep that chin up. 416 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,624 You'll find someone. 417 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,893 I recommend the Internet. 418 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,295 Thanks, Han. 419 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,129 It was fun while it never started. 420 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,835 Max, I hate seeing you like this. 421 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,304 You know what? 422 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,172 Maybe Randy only blocked you because-- 423 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,241 Because he didn't want to ruin the surprise of him 424 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,342 coming here to see me? 425 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,379 All right. Yep. Sure. 426 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,315 I'm gonna check his Snapchat again. 427 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,517 Not now, Max. Let's go hug our dessert bar. 428 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,420 It was probably so scared. 429 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,855 Hey! I'm running 'cause I'm late. 430 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,558 Gotta get to New York-- 431 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,260 Great, his story cut off. 432 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,394 But you were right! 433 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,695 I was? 434 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,297 Ooh, it unfroze. 435 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,033 Philharmonic at the Hollywood Bowl. 436 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,539 Well, that's it. 437 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,940 He's not coming to New York. 438 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,675 I have to face reality. 439 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:39,178 He's bowling in LA with his buddy Phil. 440 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,618 Oh, my God! 441 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,953 Cray, right? 442 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:50,423 I didn't even know Randy liked bowling. 443 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,858 No, Max, look! 444 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,464 Is that tree new or has it always been there? 445 00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,567 I know the condom stuck to it hasn't. 446 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:04,637 The diner is fine, but our beautiful dessert bar 447 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,973 gets hit by the hurricane? 448 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,308 But... 449 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,843 your hair looks good right now. 450 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,479 Just "good"? 451 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,515 I'm calling Han. 452 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,518 I weirdly feel like I need him now. 453 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,854 It's going straight to voicemail. 454 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,391 Han! I was just trying to call you. 455 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,559 Yeah, I blocked you. 456 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,896 I just can't go there right now. 457 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,734 Caroline, don't cry. 458 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,903 We have insurance. Right? 459 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,005 I don't listen to 100% of what you say. 460 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,741 We'll be fine. 461 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,544 I just think blocking a person is mean.